39 Quotes About Pets

Quotes About Pets

1. No matter how much cats fight, there always seem to be plenty of kittens. – Abraham Lincoln

2. I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals. – Winston Churchill

3. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea. – Robert A. Heinlein

4. Time spent with cats is never wasted. – Sigmund Freud

5. A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. – Josh Billings

6. I wish I could write as mysterious as a cat. – Edgar Allan Poe

7. There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats. – Albert Schweitzer

8. I looked up my family tree and found three dogs using it. – Rodney Dangerfield

9. Until one has loved an animal a part of one’s soul remains unawakened. – Anatole France

10. Animals are such agreeable friends – they ask no questions they pass no criticisms. – George Eliot

11. Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to. – Alfred A. Montapert

12. I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. – Rita Rudner

13. The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs. – Charles de Gaulle

14. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. – Andy Rooney

15. Dogs are not our whole life, but they make our lives whole. – Roger Caras

16. If a dog will not come to you after having looked you in the face, you should go home and examine your conscience. – Woodrow Wilson

17. I poured spot remover on my dog. Now he’s gone. – Steven Wright

18. The dog is the god of frolic. – Henry Ward Beecher

19. To his dog, every man is Napoleon hence the constant popularity of dogs. – Aldous Huxley

20. What a dog I got, his favorite bone is in my arm. – Rodney Dangerfield

21. Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. – Robert Benchley

22. What counts is not necessarily the size of the dog in the fight – it’s the size of the fight in the dog. – Dwight D. Eisenhower

23. Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail. – Kinky Friedman

24. Dogs are my favorite people. – Richard Dean Anderson

25. I have felt cats rubbing their faces against mine and touching my cheek with claws carefully sheathed. These things, to me, are expressions of love. – James Herriot

26. The smallest feline is a masterpiece. – Leonardo da Vinci

27. I love cats because I enjoy my home and little by little, they become its visible soul. – Jean Cocteau

28. A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. – Robert Benchley

29. Never wear anything that panics the cat. – P. J. O’Rourke

30. If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest that he wear a tail. – Fran Lebowitz

31. I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls every morning, a parrot which swears all afternoon, and a cat that comes home late at night. – Marie Corelli

32. A happy arrangement: many people prefer cats to other people, and many cats prefer people to other cats. – Mason Cooley

33. Even cats grow lonely and anxious. – Mason Cooley

34. No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish. – Kin Hubbard

35. I believe cats to be spirits come to earth. A cat, I am sure, could walk on a cloud without coming through. – Jules Verne

36. Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it. – Rod McKuen

37. Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings. – Oliver Herford

38. The trouble with a kitten is that eventually it becomes a cat. – Ogden Nash

39. Cats are intended to teach us that not everything in nature has a function. – Garrison Keillor

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